[01] the slayer has landed

[vampirelayer]

After dealing with an army of last-bagel-gobbling bathroom-hogging three-am-giggle-fest Slayerettes in training for months on end?  I'm pretty sure dealing with reforming one hardened criminal will feel like something of a vacation.  I mean hey, there's no looming Apocalypse, no nightly vigils at fresh grave sites (one of the many advantages of boats - that whole lack of cemeteries thing), and no one lifting my hairspray every time I turn around.

Sounds like cake.  

Or at least like one of those little Hostess cupcake things you can get out of vending machines, which aren't as good as real cake, but they're still tasty if you don't think too hard about that whole nutritional value thing. 


Oh, I should probably introduce myself.  Buffy Summers.  Slayer.  Long resume of world saving, and new resident warden.  




But no really, are there any vending machines on this boat?

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A BLONDE. A BLONDEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11111111111111111oneone!11one

[the-ironman.livejournal.com]

Vending machines. Now there's a novel idea. That may be the best warden suggestion to date. I hope everyone's taking notes.

[deathmerciful.livejournal.com]

If you have dietary requirements I believe you should take it up with the kitchen staff who would most likely refuse you with a smile.

[bob-fraser-snr.livejournal.com]

Well, I don't know if you'd quite consider me hardened, Miss Summers, but you're very welcome on board.

I'm afraid I don't approve of Hostess cupcakes. Not good for the digestion.

[cantrunfromme.livejournal.com]

And here I was thinking my day couldn't get any peppier.

[evilbystatute.livejournal.com]

Vending... machines? They'd put a lot of people out of business. but be far less annoying than Dibbler.

[long pause whilst he thinks about this]

Do you know Spike?

[She reminds him a bit of Luna. lol]

[herbination.livejournal.com]

Welcome to the Barge, Buffy. I'm Neville, also a warden.

I'm not sure what a vending machine is, but I'm almost certain we don't have one available.

[gotgreenmagic.livejournal.com]

Buffy?

You're called Buffy.

That's not a name, that's part of a discussion at a cosmetics counter. 'Hey, what do you think of this base?' 'No, I want something in a peach, that's too buff-y.'

[cisskabob]

If there are vending machines, they're very well hidden. And now you've given me a craving for chocolate cake. Welcome aboard, Buffy. I'm Cissie.

[wandthief.livejournal.com]

That is a very bright, cheerful name. Welcome aboard. I am Gellert Grindelwald and I come from the same world as Neville. I am also a wizard.

And I am here because I didn't like that we had to keep that a secret.

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[young-idealist.livejournal.com]

There's not much cake that I know of...

[future-games.livejournal.com]

I'm not sure any sentence with the words "looming Apocalypse" should sound that happy.

[vampish_aleera]

Slayer of what?

[possemagnet.livejournal.com]

No vending machines and the food's rationed.

One of the many things that suck about this place.

[bythe_books]

You're--

[AAGHHH MUST TAKE A MOMENT TO PROCESS THIS. Cake and slayerettes and apocalypse, what is this. Oh, wait, luckily Sam's used to weirdness:]

Right. So, I'm guessing "Slayerettes" isn't the name of a... cover band.

Welcome, er... Buffy. DCI Sam Tyler.

[acid_rayne]

Vampire-killer... Good.

[tartaned.livejournal.com]

Oh, well, welcome aboard, my dear. I'm afraid there isn't, that I know of, but I've only just returned myself so I could be mistaken. And I seem to have come with a sort of, erm, 'barge amnesia'...

But, you know, aside from that, lovely to meet you, Ms. Summers. My name is Aziraphale.

[whatweoncewere]

Buffy?

[rudolphofvamps.livejournal.com]

Late to the party again as usual, fashionable as I am.

Hope you hate it here as much as I do.