[01] the slayer has landed

[vampirelayer]

After dealing with an army of last-bagel-gobbling bathroom-hogging three-am-giggle-fest Slayerettes in training for months on end?  I'm pretty sure dealing with reforming one hardened criminal will feel like something of a vacation.  I mean hey, there's no looming Apocalypse, no nightly vigils at fresh grave sites (one of the many advantages of boats - that whole lack of cemeteries thing), and no one lifting my hairspray every time I turn around.

Sounds like cake.  

Or at least like one of those little Hostess cupcake things you can get out of vending machines, which aren't as good as real cake, but they're still tasty if you don't think too hard about that whole nutritional value thing. 


Oh, I should probably introduce myself.  Buffy Summers.  Slayer.  Long resume of world saving, and new resident warden.  




But no really, are there any vending machines on this boat?

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[tartaned.livejournal.com]

From home, really, though I don't remember being here the first time, of course.

I haven't the slightest how common it is, but I've been assured it should clear up on its own in due time. I'm not terribly worried; more aggravated. But I don't wish to trouble you on my account.

[cuzitswrong.livejournal.com]

... Of course.

Oh it's not so much troubled as... trying to get my bearings. First day and apparently there was some fine print I missed about ye olde extended barge stay.

[tartaned.livejournal.com]

A good deal of fine print, I'm afraid, but if I can ever help with anything, do let me know. I can ordinarily be found in the library.

There is the good bit, though, that most demons and the like have had their suprahuman abilities taken away by their wardens. Unless they've already reformed - I don't mean to impugn the character of several of our wardens, either.

[cuzitswrong.livejournal.com]

Ooo a library dweller. I have a long and rich history of too much time spent in libraries.

They can take superhuman abilities away?

[tartaned.livejournal.com]

Well, you're always welcome to join me. Visitors are lovely, and I've sort of given up on due dates for book returns, as well.

The Admiral can, specifically, but he only takes them away from inmates for safety's sake. Their individual warden can request them to be returned in full or in part. Obviously they still get up to quite a bit of violence, but I dare say it'd be a good sight worse without that little precaution.