[01] the slayer has landed

[vampirelayer]

After dealing with an army of last-bagel-gobbling bathroom-hogging three-am-giggle-fest Slayerettes in training for months on end?  I'm pretty sure dealing with reforming one hardened criminal will feel like something of a vacation.  I mean hey, there's no looming Apocalypse, no nightly vigils at fresh grave sites (one of the many advantages of boats - that whole lack of cemeteries thing), and no one lifting my hairspray every time I turn around.

Sounds like cake.  

Or at least like one of those little Hostess cupcake things you can get out of vending machines, which aren't as good as real cake, but they're still tasty if you don't think too hard about that whole nutritional value thing. 


Oh, I should probably introduce myself.  Buffy Summers.  Slayer.  Long resume of world saving, and new resident warden.  




But no really, are there any vending machines on this boat?

Comments

[deathmerciful.livejournal.com]

Regardless, special requests are not commonly followed through. I would leave such wishes behind you, unless of course you can find another passenger with the proper devices in their own cabins to prepare such a preference... ment.

[cuzitswrong.livejournal.com]

It was more of a wistful out-loud-wishing type thing than real request. But thanks for the advice, Mr...?

[deathmerciful.livejournal.com]

Where would we be without our desires?

Louis de Pointe du lac, chere. A pleasure.

[cuzitswrong.livejournal.com]

Nowhere fun, that's for sure.

... Now why does that sound familiar?

[deathmerciful.livejournal.com]

I would not know the answer to that, chere. I can only offer that I have never heard of the name Buffy used in commonplace.

Is it Germanic?

[cuzitswrong.livejournal.com]

That's because commonplace it isn't.

It's English, though I guess usually it's from Elizabeth. Not in my case though. It's just Buffy.

I'm gonna go ahead and make a wild stab in the dark here and guess that you're French?