[01] the slayer has landed
May. 6th, 2010 10:58 am![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png)
After dealing with an army of last-bagel-gobbling bathroom-hogging three-am-giggle-fest Slayerettes in training for months on end? I'm pretty sure dealing with reforming one hardened criminal will feel like something of a vacation. I mean hey, there's no looming Apocalypse, no nightly vigils at fresh grave sites (one of the many advantages of boats - that whole lack of cemeteries thing), and no one lifting my hairspray every time I turn around.
Sounds like cake.
Or at least like one of those little Hostess cupcake things you can get out of vending machines, which aren't as good as real cake, but they're still tasty if you don't think too hard about that whole nutritional value thing.
Oh, I should probably introduce myself. Buffy Summers. Slayer. Long resume of world saving, and new resident warden.
But no really, are there any vending machines on this boat?
Sounds like cake.
Or at least like one of those little Hostess cupcake things you can get out of vending machines, which aren't as good as real cake, but they're still tasty if you don't think too hard about that whole nutritional value thing.
Oh, I should probably introduce myself. Buffy Summers. Slayer. Long resume of world saving, and new resident warden.
But no really, are there any vending machines on this boat?
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Date: 2010-05-06 05:04 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2010-05-06 05:09 pm (UTC)Did your friend openly practice magic? Others seem to, in other worlds.
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Date: 2010-05-06 06:42 pm (UTC)[That made Neville laugh.]
Date: 2010-05-07 01:23 pm (UTC)So if you had a name tag, it would read Buffy the Slayer?
xD
Date: 2010-05-07 07:30 pm (UTC)That it would, if I were the kind to... wear name tags, which I try to avoid, because whoa major fashion faux.
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Date: 2010-05-08 02:23 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2010-05-08 07:15 am (UTC)Vampires, demons, giant insects, you name it. Anything evil, generally, aside from math teachers.
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Date: 2010-05-08 10:34 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2010-05-10 02:03 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2010-05-10 03:06 am (UTC)