[01] the slayer has landed

[vampirelayer]

After dealing with an army of last-bagel-gobbling bathroom-hogging three-am-giggle-fest Slayerettes in training for months on end?  I'm pretty sure dealing with reforming one hardened criminal will feel like something of a vacation.  I mean hey, there's no looming Apocalypse, no nightly vigils at fresh grave sites (one of the many advantages of boats - that whole lack of cemeteries thing), and no one lifting my hairspray every time I turn around.

Sounds like cake.  

Or at least like one of those little Hostess cupcake things you can get out of vending machines, which aren't as good as real cake, but they're still tasty if you don't think too hard about that whole nutritional value thing. 


Oh, I should probably introduce myself.  Buffy Summers.  Slayer.  Long resume of world saving, and new resident warden.  




But no really, are there any vending machines on this boat?

Comments

[cuzitswrong.livejournal.com]

Just wait until I organize the barge caroling posse.

[cantrunfromme.livejournal.com]

{snort at his end}

Yeah, that suggestion is really going to win you the popular vote with this crowd.

[cuzitswrong.livejournal.com]

I guess not, if they're all as quick on the sarcasm-uptake as you.

[cantrunfromme.livejournal.com]

Because sarcasm translates so efficiently through written text.

Fucking idiot.

[cuzitswrong.livejournal.com]

Speaking of people who are bound to win the title of Homecoming Queen here with all the friends they must have.