[01] the slayer has landed

[vampirelayer]

After dealing with an army of last-bagel-gobbling bathroom-hogging three-am-giggle-fest Slayerettes in training for months on end?  I'm pretty sure dealing with reforming one hardened criminal will feel like something of a vacation.  I mean hey, there's no looming Apocalypse, no nightly vigils at fresh grave sites (one of the many advantages of boats - that whole lack of cemeteries thing), and no one lifting my hairspray every time I turn around.

Sounds like cake.  

Or at least like one of those little Hostess cupcake things you can get out of vending machines, which aren't as good as real cake, but they're still tasty if you don't think too hard about that whole nutritional value thing. 


Oh, I should probably introduce myself.  Buffy Summers.  Slayer.  Long resume of world saving, and new resident warden.  




But no really, are there any vending machines on this boat?

Comments

[cuzitswrong.livejournal.com]

I'd love a bow slingin' buddy. And as much as I might not love mornings, I'm still used to dealing with them, so sure! You're on.

That's the one.

[cisskabob]

I'm not a huge morning person myself either, but I'm trying. So far I'm really just sleeping less.

[cuzitswrong.livejournal.com]

Been there, done that, lived that accidentally-falling-asleep-standing-up lifestyle.

[cisskabob]

Yeah, me too. It's a little easier here, as when there isn't a flood or crisis of some kind, it's pretty quiet and there's not a LOT to do. So less reasons to be getting tired. ...But the crazy times more than make up for the down times.

[cuzitswrong.livejournal.com]

Yeah someone mentioned that whole... reversion to childhood trauma last week.

[cisskabob]

I missed that one, sadly. I kind of--left for two weeks, but I don't remember going anywhere. But anyway, my first week here I was turned into a man. I... could live without that happening again.