[01] the slayer has landed

[vampirelayer]

After dealing with an army of last-bagel-gobbling bathroom-hogging three-am-giggle-fest Slayerettes in training for months on end?  I'm pretty sure dealing with reforming one hardened criminal will feel like something of a vacation.  I mean hey, there's no looming Apocalypse, no nightly vigils at fresh grave sites (one of the many advantages of boats - that whole lack of cemeteries thing), and no one lifting my hairspray every time I turn around.

Sounds like cake.  

Or at least like one of those little Hostess cupcake things you can get out of vending machines, which aren't as good as real cake, but they're still tasty if you don't think too hard about that whole nutritional value thing. 


Oh, I should probably introduce myself.  Buffy Summers.  Slayer.  Long resume of world saving, and new resident warden.  




But no really, are there any vending machines on this boat?

Comments

[rudolphofvamps.livejournal.com]

Late to the party again as usual, fashionable as I am.

Hope you hate it here as much as I do.

/Private forever

[cuzitswrong.livejournal.com]

I wasn't sure if they were telling the truth.

You're really... alive.

Er. Figuratively... speaking.

<3/Private forever

[rudolphofvamps.livejournal.com]

A few times over I shouldn't be. We got a lot in common, you and me.

Fourth Wall ate my life today :C /back

[cuzitswrong.livejournal.com]

... Is this where you ended up? After...

lol I fail at RP lately

[(Anonymous)]

Got it in one. It was a long time ago for me, luv. Don't get your knickers in a twist over it, huh?

Eh, it happens to the best of us.

[cuzitswrong.livejournal.com]

Where are you? I want to come see you.