[01] the slayer has landed
May. 6th, 2010 10:58 am![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png)
After dealing with an army of last-bagel-gobbling bathroom-hogging three-am-giggle-fest Slayerettes in training for months on end? I'm pretty sure dealing with reforming one hardened criminal will feel like something of a vacation. I mean hey, there's no looming Apocalypse, no nightly vigils at fresh grave sites (one of the many advantages of boats - that whole lack of cemeteries thing), and no one lifting my hairspray every time I turn around.
Sounds like cake.
Or at least like one of those little Hostess cupcake things you can get out of vending machines, which aren't as good as real cake, but they're still tasty if you don't think too hard about that whole nutritional value thing.
Oh, I should probably introduce myself. Buffy Summers. Slayer. Long resume of world saving, and new resident warden.
But no really, are there any vending machines on this boat?
Sounds like cake.
Or at least like one of those little Hostess cupcake things you can get out of vending machines, which aren't as good as real cake, but they're still tasty if you don't think too hard about that whole nutritional value thing.
Oh, I should probably introduce myself. Buffy Summers. Slayer. Long resume of world saving, and new resident warden.
But no really, are there any vending machines on this boat?
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Date: 2010-05-06 06:39 pm (UTC)[Private]
Ok, point taken. I've got plenty of experience with boomerang-death-syndrome.
Annnd apparently I should have paid more attention to the brochure for this place.
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Date: 2010-05-06 09:34 pm (UTC)[Private]
It's all in the small print and the bits just-outside-of-the-picture-frame.
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Date: 2010-05-07 01:26 am (UTC)So... bona-fide X-Files style alien then?
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... Where is he, by the way?
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Date: 2010-05-07 01:44 am (UTC)[Private]
Not entirely sure at the minute. He needs poking with a big stick, clearly. And I am your man.
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Date: 2010-05-07 01:57 am (UTC)[Private]
Actually, I think I'll be keeping any and all big sticks away from him. Vampires don't exactly take to those well.
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Date: 2010-05-07 02:23 am (UTC)[private]
I know. There's a joke in there, I promise you.
Oh, sorry, I'm a bit rude. Doctor John Hix.
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Date: 2010-05-07 02:30 am (UTC)[Private]
Oh right. I was just... it's a very literal... statement where I come from.
Buffy Summers. As... previously stated above. It hasn't changed.
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Date: 2010-05-07 02:53 am (UTC)goodsense of humour, I'd be careful with that.[Private]
Noted. I just realised I hadn't mentioned mine.
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Date: 2010-05-07 02:54 am (UTC)[Private]
I don't know why we're filtering this part anymore.
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Date: 2010-05-07 03:08 am (UTC)[Private]
You really don't want to know his first name either. Or hear him talk.
God, it's no wonder he really isn't amused by anything...
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Date: 2010-05-07 03:38 am (UTC)What's wrong with the way he talks? Is he... southern or something?
PRIVATE EVERYTHING - lol. actually taking the piss out my own character.
Date: 2010-05-07 03:49 am (UTC)PRIVATE EVERYTHING - lmao, that makes it better :3
Date: 2010-05-07 05:50 am (UTC)Imagining, and I'm totally getting the picture. I think.
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Date: 2010-05-07 03:38 pm (UTC)PRIVATE EVERYTHING -
Date: 2010-05-07 07:27 pm (UTC)