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After dealing with an army of last-bagel-gobbling bathroom-hogging three-am-giggle-fest Slayerettes in training for months on end?  I'm pretty sure dealing with reforming one hardened criminal will feel like something of a vacation.  I mean hey, there's no looming Apocalypse, no nightly vigils at fresh grave sites (one of the many advantages of boats - that whole lack of cemeteries thing), and no one lifting my hairspray every time I turn around.

Sounds like cake.  

Or at least like one of those little Hostess cupcake things you can get out of vending machines, which aren't as good as real cake, but they're still tasty if you don't think too hard about that whole nutritional value thing. 


Oh, I should probably introduce myself.  Buffy Summers.  Slayer.  Long resume of world saving, and new resident warden.  




But no really, are there any vending machines on this boat?

Date: 2010-05-06 06:39 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] cuzitswrong.livejournal.com
... Beverly Hills?

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Ok, point taken. I've got plenty of experience with boomerang-death-syndrome.

Annnd apparently I should have paid more attention to the brochure for this place.

Date: 2010-05-06 09:34 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] evilbystatute.livejournal.com
If I'd have heard of it, I'm sure that'd be hilarious.

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It's all in the small print and the bits just-outside-of-the-picture-frame.

Date: 2010-05-07 01:26 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] cuzitswrong.livejournal.com
I'm sure.

So... bona-fide X-Files style alien then?

[Private]

... Where is he, by the way?

Date: 2010-05-07 01:44 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] evilbystatute.livejournal.com
No, I'm human. Just not from Earth.

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Not entirely sure at the minute. He needs poking with a big stick, clearly. And I am your man.

Date: 2010-05-07 01:57 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] cuzitswrong.livejournal.com
Oh right. Because that sounds very... possible.

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Actually, I think I'll be keeping any and all big sticks away from him. Vampires don't exactly take to those well.

Date: 2010-05-07 02:23 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] evilbystatute.livejournal.com
It's entirely possible. The Disc is not Earth, and me and Captain Swing are entirely and utterly biologically human.

[private]

I know. There's a joke in there, I promise you.

Oh, sorry, I'm a bit rude. Doctor John Hix.

Date: 2010-05-07 02:30 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] cuzitswrong.livejournal.com
Captain... Swing?

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Oh right. I was just... it's a very literal... statement where I come from.

Buffy Summers. As... previously stated above. It hasn't changed.

Date: 2010-05-07 02:53 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] evilbystatute.livejournal.com
Yes, that's his name. I don't think he has a good sense of humour, I'd be careful with that.

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Noted. I just realised I hadn't mentioned mine.

Date: 2010-05-07 02:54 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] cuzitswrong.livejournal.com
I don't know if I'd have a good sense of humor either, if that were my title.

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I don't know why we're filtering this part anymore.

Date: 2010-05-07 03:08 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] evilbystatute.livejournal.com
It should be the other way around, given that we are talking about someone else.

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You really don't want to know his first name either. Or hear him talk.

God, it's no wonder he really isn't amused by anything...

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Date: 2010-05-07 03:38 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] cuzitswrong.livejournal.com
Good point.

What's wrong with the way he talks? Is he... southern or something?
From: [identity profile] evilbystatute.livejournal.com
No, no... he has no sense of rhythm, it seems. Imagine what that'd do to how you talk.
From: [identity profile] cuzitswrong.livejournal.com



Imagining, and I'm totally getting the picture. I think.

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Date: 2010-05-07 03:38 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] pleasesmirk.livejournal.com
Needless to say, the chances of him ever having a sense of humour decline by the minute.

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Date: 2010-05-07 07:27 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] cuzitswrong.livejournal.com
Duly noting.

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