[01] the slayer has landed

[vampirelayer]

After dealing with an army of last-bagel-gobbling bathroom-hogging three-am-giggle-fest Slayerettes in training for months on end?  I'm pretty sure dealing with reforming one hardened criminal will feel like something of a vacation.  I mean hey, there's no looming Apocalypse, no nightly vigils at fresh grave sites (one of the many advantages of boats - that whole lack of cemeteries thing), and no one lifting my hairspray every time I turn around.

Sounds like cake.  

Or at least like one of those little Hostess cupcake things you can get out of vending machines, which aren't as good as real cake, but they're still tasty if you don't think too hard about that whole nutritional value thing. 


Oh, I should probably introduce myself.  Buffy Summers.  Slayer.  Long resume of world saving, and new resident warden.  




But no really, are there any vending machines on this boat?

Comments

[future-games.livejournal.com]

How do you know there isn't a looming Apocalypse?

[cuzitswrong.livejournal.com]

I was trying to take my barge vacation Sunny Side Up. But if you insist on Debbie Downer, then ... if one comes along, I'll deal with it.

[future-games.livejournal.com]

I somehow don't see you being able to deal with it. And this is far from a vacation.

[cuzitswrong.livejournal.com]

Then you should somehow get your vision checked, because my resume shows I have ample Apocalypse-halting experience already.

And whether it's a vacation or not depends entirely on where a person comes from.

[future-games.livejournal.com]

You can't always trust what you read.

[cuzitswrong.livejournal.com]

Do you need me to get references on the line? Because I don't think we get the best cell reception here.