[01] the slayer has landed

[vampirelayer]

After dealing with an army of last-bagel-gobbling bathroom-hogging three-am-giggle-fest Slayerettes in training for months on end?  I'm pretty sure dealing with reforming one hardened criminal will feel like something of a vacation.  I mean hey, there's no looming Apocalypse, no nightly vigils at fresh grave sites (one of the many advantages of boats - that whole lack of cemeteries thing), and no one lifting my hairspray every time I turn around.

Sounds like cake.  

Or at least like one of those little Hostess cupcake things you can get out of vending machines, which aren't as good as real cake, but they're still tasty if you don't think too hard about that whole nutritional value thing. 


Oh, I should probably introduce myself.  Buffy Summers.  Slayer.  Long resume of world saving, and new resident warden.  




But no really, are there any vending machines on this boat?

Comments

[acid_rayne]

A few do around here.

More's the pity...

[cuzitswrong.livejournal.com]

Let me guess. They themselves are evil vampires?

[acid_rayne]

Well, there's the undead and then there's... Tony.

Or used to be. Haven't heard from that kid in a while.

[cuzitswrong.livejournal.com]

Tony? I'm assuming you don't mean Tony-I'm-meeting-in-five-minutes-for-a-tour Tony.

[acid_rayne]

Looks like a no.

The one I'm thinking of wouldn't be trying to get into your pants. Not unless you had fangs and a little something extra between your legs, anyway...

[cuzitswrong.livejournal.com]

Point taken, go no further.