[01] the slayer has landed

[vampirelayer]

After dealing with an army of last-bagel-gobbling bathroom-hogging three-am-giggle-fest Slayerettes in training for months on end?  I'm pretty sure dealing with reforming one hardened criminal will feel like something of a vacation.  I mean hey, there's no looming Apocalypse, no nightly vigils at fresh grave sites (one of the many advantages of boats - that whole lack of cemeteries thing), and no one lifting my hairspray every time I turn around.

Sounds like cake.  

Or at least like one of those little Hostess cupcake things you can get out of vending machines, which aren't as good as real cake, but they're still tasty if you don't think too hard about that whole nutritional value thing. 


Oh, I should probably introduce myself.  Buffy Summers.  Slayer.  Long resume of world saving, and new resident warden.  




But no really, are there any vending machines on this boat?

Comments

[vampish_aleera]

Elmer...

What is, please? What are 'Fudds'? Is this creature to arrive here, also?

[cuzitswrong.livejournal.com]

Oookay, never mind.

Note to self: pop culture references do not work on everybody in a place where some people have told me they're from other planets.

[vampish_aleera]

Transylvania is not other planet!

[cuzitswrong.livejournal.com]

Whoa, waiter, we need a chill pill over at table six, stat.

[vampish_aleera]

Your menu is strange and foreign.

I am watching you, hunter...

[cuzitswrong.livejournal.com]

You know, cyber-stalking isn't cool no matter what planet you're from.

[vampish_aleera]

What is a cyber? Why must they be hunted?

[cuzitswrong.livejournal.com]

Ok, I am not explaining the meaning of the word cyber on my first day. Let's just leave it at 'complicated and a little creepy.'