[01] the slayer has landed

[vampirelayer]

After dealing with an army of last-bagel-gobbling bathroom-hogging three-am-giggle-fest Slayerettes in training for months on end?  I'm pretty sure dealing with reforming one hardened criminal will feel like something of a vacation.  I mean hey, there's no looming Apocalypse, no nightly vigils at fresh grave sites (one of the many advantages of boats - that whole lack of cemeteries thing), and no one lifting my hairspray every time I turn around.

Sounds like cake.  

Or at least like one of those little Hostess cupcake things you can get out of vending machines, which aren't as good as real cake, but they're still tasty if you don't think too hard about that whole nutritional value thing. 


Oh, I should probably introduce myself.  Buffy Summers.  Slayer.  Long resume of world saving, and new resident warden.  




But no really, are there any vending machines on this boat?

Comments

[cuzitswrong.livejournal.com]

There are vampire inmates?

[gotgreenmagic.livejournal.com]

More than there are Wardens, not that I've exactly done a survey lately.

[cuzitswrong.livejournal.com]

So I'm guessing slaying them is probably not good for my general warden-y status.

[gotgreenmagic.livejournal.com]

You guessed correctly. Not that I'm saying you wouldn't make a few friends by just doing whatever it is you do to the whole lot of them. Quite a few people here really don't like the walking dead all that much, go figure.

[cuzitswrong.livejournal.com]

Guess I can just be on hand in case they get too far out of line, then.