[01] the slayer has landed

[vampirelayer]

After dealing with an army of last-bagel-gobbling bathroom-hogging three-am-giggle-fest Slayerettes in training for months on end?  I'm pretty sure dealing with reforming one hardened criminal will feel like something of a vacation.  I mean hey, there's no looming Apocalypse, no nightly vigils at fresh grave sites (one of the many advantages of boats - that whole lack of cemeteries thing), and no one lifting my hairspray every time I turn around.

Sounds like cake.  

Or at least like one of those little Hostess cupcake things you can get out of vending machines, which aren't as good as real cake, but they're still tasty if you don't think too hard about that whole nutritional value thing. 


Oh, I should probably introduce myself.  Buffy Summers.  Slayer.  Long resume of world saving, and new resident warden.  




But no really, are there any vending machines on this boat?

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/the world gasps. also "SHEER DEFIANCE" would be a good deodorant brand name.

[cuzitswrong.livejournal.com]

So you're a teacher in this particular analogy-land? Because then you really shouldn't be talking about my charm credentials.

Anyways, those terms sound acceptable. Level four. I can meet you by the gym.

Spam/Log/Assume? Stark Industries is gonna get on that real quick.

[the-ironman.livejournal.com]

It's uh.

Well.

In analogy-land, you're actually a recently graduated intern, so technically we're coworkers and that pesky student-teacher boundary doesn't exist.

Got it.

I'd love to play it, either as spam or a log, if you're up for it :O No real preference.

[cuzitswrong.livejournal.com]

Uh huh. I think this conversation is taking a turn for the unnecessarily analogous.

I'll meet you down there in fifteen?

[the-ironman.livejournal.com]

Since when do we only participate in the necessary? I love the superfluous. Don't forget to enjoy life, Buffy.

Fifteen's good.

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[cuzitswrong.livejournal.com]

Right. Being totally... superfluid over here now.

Great. See you then.

[ooc; ♥ WUT HOW DARE YOU WANT TO GO SEE IRON MAN LIKE IT'S IMPORTANT TO YOUR LIFE OR SOMETHING. Anyways, I have to go to bed early tonight because I got a sub call for tomorrow. ;_; And then I'm hanging out with friends in the evening. So... I'm going to be a little spotty after... about three hours for now. Do you mind horribly if I set it up tomorrow night when I come home? :O]

[the-ironman.livejournal.com]

[YOU LOVE IT, BUFFY... is what he's telling himself. He clicks off.]

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ooc;

[cuzitswrong.livejournal.com]

LET THE BEST MAN WIN. It's on like Donkey Kong.

OOC: Please have her find a can of 'Sheer Defiance' for sale in a shop, some future port time!

[acid_rayne]

ooc;

[cuzitswrong.livejournal.com]

Done and done. ♥