[01] the slayer has landed

[vampirelayer]

After dealing with an army of last-bagel-gobbling bathroom-hogging three-am-giggle-fest Slayerettes in training for months on end?  I'm pretty sure dealing with reforming one hardened criminal will feel like something of a vacation.  I mean hey, there's no looming Apocalypse, no nightly vigils at fresh grave sites (one of the many advantages of boats - that whole lack of cemeteries thing), and no one lifting my hairspray every time I turn around.

Sounds like cake.  

Or at least like one of those little Hostess cupcake things you can get out of vending machines, which aren't as good as real cake, but they're still tasty if you don't think too hard about that whole nutritional value thing. 


Oh, I should probably introduce myself.  Buffy Summers.  Slayer.  Long resume of world saving, and new resident warden.  




But no really, are there any vending machines on this boat?

Comments

[gotgreenmagic.livejournal.com]

Buffy?

You're called Buffy.

That's not a name, that's part of a discussion at a cosmetics counter. 'Hey, what do you think of this base?' 'No, I want something in a peach, that's too buff-y.'

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[cuzitswrong.livejournal.com]

And hello to you, too.

What's your name, that's so superior?

in ur glass house, throwin ur stones

[gotgreenmagic.livejournal.com]

I'm Shego.

oh hai kettle, my name's pot

[cuzitswrong.livejournal.com]

Shego?

And how does that not sound like some kind of knock-off party game?

[gotgreenmagic.livejournal.com]

Whatever, at least I don't have a job title that makes me sound like a complete psychopath. 'Slayer'? You basically rolled in here and said 'Hi, I'm Buffy Summers and I kill things'. What is it that you slay?

[cuzitswrong.livejournal.com]

Oh, don't worry, it's only evil monsters: your standard vampire, demon, occasional none-of-the-above.

[gotgreenmagic.livejournal.com]

Uh...huh.

Well, you're gonna love it here. Place is pretty much crawling with the aforementioned.

[cuzitswrong.livejournal.com]

And here I thought I'd earned a vacation, so to speak, from the usual.

[gotgreenmagic.livejournal.com]

Sounds like you did. There's not so much slaying of vampires here, more holding their hands and talking about their problems.

[cuzitswrong.livejournal.com]

There are vampire inmates?

[gotgreenmagic.livejournal.com]

More than there are Wardens, not that I've exactly done a survey lately.

[cuzitswrong.livejournal.com]

So I'm guessing slaying them is probably not good for my general warden-y status.

[gotgreenmagic.livejournal.com]

You guessed correctly. Not that I'm saying you wouldn't make a few friends by just doing whatever it is you do to the whole lot of them. Quite a few people here really don't like the walking dead all that much, go figure.

[cuzitswrong.livejournal.com]

Guess I can just be on hand in case they get too far out of line, then.