[01] the slayer has landed

[vampirelayer]

After dealing with an army of last-bagel-gobbling bathroom-hogging three-am-giggle-fest Slayerettes in training for months on end?  I'm pretty sure dealing with reforming one hardened criminal will feel like something of a vacation.  I mean hey, there's no looming Apocalypse, no nightly vigils at fresh grave sites (one of the many advantages of boats - that whole lack of cemeteries thing), and no one lifting my hairspray every time I turn around.

Sounds like cake.  

Or at least like one of those little Hostess cupcake things you can get out of vending machines, which aren't as good as real cake, but they're still tasty if you don't think too hard about that whole nutritional value thing. 


Oh, I should probably introduce myself.  Buffy Summers.  Slayer.  Long resume of world saving, and new resident warden.  




But no really, are there any vending machines on this boat?

Comments

[Private]

[deathmerciful.livejournal.com]

Careful, Doctor. Your tact is showing.

Do you believe this madamoiselle to be from Spike's world, Doctor?

Re: [Private]

[evilbystatute.livejournal.com]

By the Gods, that's not supposed to happen, I don't have that much tact to show!

She used terms he's mentioned to me. I'm fairly sure of it.

Re: [Private]

[deathmerciful.livejournal.com]

Luckily, I was present to warn you and save you from any further embarrassment [Donny has been teaching him sarcasm, Hix. I think he's doing well.]

Which term in particular did you recognize?

Re: [Private]

[evilbystatute.livejournal.com]

Luckily, yes. [Unfortunately, Hix has been doing this sarcasm thing for decades]

Slayer with a capital S.