[01] the slayer has landed

[vampirelayer]

After dealing with an army of last-bagel-gobbling bathroom-hogging three-am-giggle-fest Slayerettes in training for months on end?  I'm pretty sure dealing with reforming one hardened criminal will feel like something of a vacation.  I mean hey, there's no looming Apocalypse, no nightly vigils at fresh grave sites (one of the many advantages of boats - that whole lack of cemeteries thing), and no one lifting my hairspray every time I turn around.

Sounds like cake.  

Or at least like one of those little Hostess cupcake things you can get out of vending machines, which aren't as good as real cake, but they're still tasty if you don't think too hard about that whole nutritional value thing. 


Oh, I should probably introduce myself.  Buffy Summers.  Slayer.  Long resume of world saving, and new resident warden.  




But no really, are there any vending machines on this boat?

Comments

[bob-fraser-snr.livejournal.com]

Ah, a walk in clean air will do the same and you won't regret it later.

[cuzitswrong.livejournal.com]

Oh I get plenty of clean air. But believe me, it's not a girl's best friend the way unhealthy chocolate-type confections are.

[bob-fraser-snr.livejournal.com]

I tend to indulge in chocolate only during winter while I'm tracking a malfeasant through the ice fields. Though I prefer pemmican, all told.

[cuzitswrong.livejournal.com]

Did I miss the memo where I'm supposed to have some kind of translator installed upon entry?

[bob-fraser-snr.livejournal.com]

Well, I suppose it might be useful if we should have another flood that involves us regressing to children.

There are individuals who spent their childhood speaking only French, Hebrew and well, Gallifreyan, but the Gallifreyans picked up English remarkably quickly.

[cuzitswrong.livejournal.com]

I hope that means you broke out the kiddie pools and not something... much more literal-like.

Gallifreyan?

[bob-fraser-snr.livejournal.com]

I'm afraid I'm being literal. I was twelve last week.

[cuzitswrong.livejournal.com]

Wow. So it's like the S.S. Sunnydale. All aboard for weirdness and awkward spells gone wild.

[bob-fraser-snr.livejournal.com]

I... suppose, if that is your definition of S. S. Sunnydale, then I agree.

[cuzitswrong.livejournal.com]

Sorry, that's... where I'm from. Bizarrity-Central.

[bob-fraser-snr.livejournal.com]

Ah. Well, there you are then.