vampirelayer | [01] the slayer has landed

[01] the slayer has landed

After dealing with an army of last-bagel-gobbling bathroom-hogging three-am-giggle-fest Slayerettes in training for months on end? I'm pretty sure dealing with reforming one hardened criminal will feel like something of a vacation. I mean hey, there's no looming Apocalypse, no nightly vigils at fresh grave sites (one of the many advantages of boats - that whole lack of cemeteries thing), and no one lifting my hairspray every time I turn around.

Sounds like cake.

Or at least like one of those little Hostess cupcake things you can get out of vending machines, which aren't as good as real cake, but they're still tasty if you don't think too hard about that whole nutritional value thing.

Oh, I should probably introduce myself. Buffy Summers. Slayer. Long resume of world saving, and new resident warden.

But no really, are there any vending machines on this boat?

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If that's the best anyone's come up with so far, I'm a little worried about what the Warden Lounge looks like.

Are there donuts on Friday?

There can be. I doubt a woman with your charm is going to have an issue instating whatever you can dream up. Hawaiian shirt Tuesday? Done.

I'm impressed that you can establish my charm credentials from a grand total of around ten sentences. Either that, or I scent insincerity on the wind.

Ten sentences is more than enough by statistical standards. First impressions influence approximately seventy percent of subsequent interactions, and a first impression is garnered within ten to fifteen seconds of a first meeting.

You could argue that we haven't met. I'd argue that I can admire from afar if the lady doth protest to a tour.

And sixty seventy percent of all statistics are made up on the spot, blah blah blah. All things considered, I think I'll skip the banter and take you up on that tour-offer. As much as I love wandering around like a freshman on the first day of class, I'd rather not get shoved into Davey Jones' locker because I took the wrong left turn.

Well.

I hate to disappoint, but if you take me up on the tour, there's a twenty minute banter toll. We can't just tour in silence, you know.

Do you know where you are? I can come to you. I'd hate for the new girl to be harassed incessantly by the entire football team on her way over to my classroom.

So you're a teacher in this particular analogy-land? Because then you really shouldn't be talking about my charm credentials.

Anyways, those terms sound acceptable. Level four. I can meet you by the gym.

It's uh.

Well.

In analogy-land, you're actually a recently graduated intern, so technically we're coworkers and that pesky student-teacher boundary doesn't exist.

Got it.

Uh huh. I think this conversation is taking a turn for the unnecessarily analogous.

I'll meet you down there in fifteen?

Since when do we only participate in the necessary? I love the superfluous. Don't forget to enjoy life, Buffy.

Fifteen's good.

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Right. Being totally... superfluid over here now.

Great. See you then.

[ooc; ♥ WUT HOW DARE YOU WANT TO GO SEE IRON MAN LIKE IT'S IMPORTANT TO YOUR LIFE OR SOMETHING. Anyways, I have to go to bed early tonight because I got a sub call for tomorrow. ;_; And then I'm hanging out with friends in the evening. So... I'm going to be a little spotty after... about three hours for now. Do you mind horribly if I set it up tomorrow night when I come home? :O]

[YOU LOVE IT, BUFFY... is what he's telling himself. He clicks off.]

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LET THE BEST MAN WIN. It's on like Donkey Kong.

Done and done. ♥

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[01] the slayer has landed

Tony's radar led him here before anyone else.

I'm a little worried that Tony and I's radars are just a little too similar in that regard.

Well, it makes your life easier. METHOD RPING WUT.

AHAHA.

Yeah, let's... not go there.

/goes there out of SHEER DEFIANCE.

/the world gasps. also "SHEER DEFIANCE" would be a good deodorant brand name.

Spam/Log/Assume? Stark Industries is gonna get on that real quick.

I'd love to play it, either as spam or a log, if you're up for it :O No real preference.

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OOC: Please have her find a can of 'Sheer Defiance' for sale in a shop, some future port time!

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