[01] the slayer has landed

[vampirelayer]

After dealing with an army of last-bagel-gobbling bathroom-hogging three-am-giggle-fest Slayerettes in training for months on end?  I'm pretty sure dealing with reforming one hardened criminal will feel like something of a vacation.  I mean hey, there's no looming Apocalypse, no nightly vigils at fresh grave sites (one of the many advantages of boats - that whole lack of cemeteries thing), and no one lifting my hairspray every time I turn around.

Sounds like cake.  

Or at least like one of those little Hostess cupcake things you can get out of vending machines, which aren't as good as real cake, but they're still tasty if you don't think too hard about that whole nutritional value thing. 


Oh, I should probably introduce myself.  Buffy Summers.  Slayer.  Long resume of world saving, and new resident warden.  




But no really, are there any vending machines on this boat?

Comments

that they are ;__;

[cuzitswrong.livejournal.com]

Something like that, I said.

And I am not crazy. [That hits a... really touchy spot, Dean.] ... And waitaminute, what do you mean 'on that kind of level'? So you fight demons too, but I'm buckets of crazy?

Did you think you were some kind of special snowflake? Because uh, legacy of women, Chosen at birth for hundreds of years, here.

[acid_rayne]

Looks like a no.

The one I'm thinking of wouldn't be trying to get into your pants. Not unless you had fangs and a little something extra between your legs, anyway...

[vampish_aleera]

Your menu is strange and foreign.

I am watching you, hunter...

[wandthief.livejournal.com]

I look forward to it, Fräulein Summers.

[cisskabob]

Really? Mine is too. I'm in 4-10. Does that mean we're neighbors? I spend a lot of time there myself. Archery.

Ahh, fuuun. Fate stuff, huh? Special powers and the responsibility to go with them?

PRIVATE EVERYTHING - lmao, that makes it better :3

[cuzitswrong.livejournal.com]

Imagining, and I'm totally getting the picture. I think.

[cuzitswrong.livejournal.com]

Point taken, go no further.

[cuzitswrong.livejournal.com]

You know, cyber-stalking isn't cool no matter what planet you're from.

[cuzitswrong.livejournal.com]

4-16.

Ooo archery. I've swung a few crossbows myself.

All that and a collector's mug to boot.

[cisskabob]

Well hey there, neighbor!

It's been a while since I've used a crossbow, but they're fun too. I mostly shoot competitively these days. I usually practice in the mornings, if you ever want to join--it'd be nice to have company.

"I saved the world and all I got was this mug"?

[bob-fraser-snr.livejournal.com]

I'm afraid I'm being literal. I was twelve last week.

[possemagnet.livejournal.com]

When did I say I was a special snowflake? I'd rather not have the experience I do with demons and everything else I've hunted.

Rule one?

Don't jump to conclusions around here, it'll get you killed.

No, that wasn't a threat.

And don't turn this into a pissing contest. I'm really not trying to push you off of your podium.

It was sarcasm. People still look at me like I'm bat shit when I bring that stuff up... and some of the demons from where I'm from are here.

The ship is bigot central.

[gotgreenmagic.livejournal.com]

More than there are Wardens, not that I've exactly done a survey lately.

[That made Neville laugh.]

[herbination.livejournal.com]

At least the idea of wizardry isn't completely strange to you, then.

So if you had a name tag, it would read Buffy the Slayer?

[tartaned.livejournal.com]

Oh, well, welcome aboard, my dear. I'm afraid there isn't, that I know of, but I've only just returned myself so I could be mistaken. And I seem to have come with a sort of, erm, 'barge amnesia'...

But, you know, aside from that, lovely to meet you, Ms. Summers. My name is Aziraphale.

PRIVATE EVERYTHING -

[pleasesmirk.livejournal.com]

Needless to say, the chances of him ever having a sense of humour decline by the minute.

[vampish_aleera]

What is a cyber? Why must they be hunted?

[bythe_books]

"Just Sam" jokes?

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[young-idealist.livejournal.com]

Don't worry about it.

Monsieur Longbottom and I will work out the details. He's very knowledgeable about plants.

[cuzitswrong.livejournal.com]

Wow. So it's like the S.S. Sunnydale. All aboard for weirdness and awkward spells gone wild.

PRIVATE EVERYTHING -

[cuzitswrong.livejournal.com]

Duly noting.

xD

[cuzitswrong.livejournal.com]

Nope, pretty far down the strange meter comparatively.

That it would, if I were the kind to... wear name tags, which I try to avoid, because whoa major fashion faux.

[cuzitswrong.livejournal.com]

So I'm guessing slaying them is probably not good for my general warden-y status.

[cuzitswrong.livejournal.com]

I'd love a bow slingin' buddy. And as much as I might not love mornings, I'm still used to dealing with them, so sure! You're on.

That's the one.

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[cuzitswrong.livejournal.com]

That's... Neville, right?

[She's so proud right now. Look at her, all on the memory uptake.]