[01] the slayer has landed

[vampirelayer]

After dealing with an army of last-bagel-gobbling bathroom-hogging three-am-giggle-fest Slayerettes in training for months on end?  I'm pretty sure dealing with reforming one hardened criminal will feel like something of a vacation.  I mean hey, there's no looming Apocalypse, no nightly vigils at fresh grave sites (one of the many advantages of boats - that whole lack of cemeteries thing), and no one lifting my hairspray every time I turn around.

Sounds like cake.  

Or at least like one of those little Hostess cupcake things you can get out of vending machines, which aren't as good as real cake, but they're still tasty if you don't think too hard about that whole nutritional value thing. 


Oh, I should probably introduce myself.  Buffy Summers.  Slayer.  Long resume of world saving, and new resident warden.  




But no really, are there any vending machines on this boat?

Comments

[cuzitswrong.livejournal.com]

Well, most people don't hear vampire-killer and think bad.

Unless they're evil vampires.

Spam/Log/Assume? Stark Industries is gonna get on that real quick.

[the-ironman.livejournal.com]

It's uh.

Well.

In analogy-land, you're actually a recently graduated intern, so technically we're coworkers and that pesky student-teacher boundary doesn't exist.

Got it.

[cuzitswrong.livejournal.com]

You'd be correct. They're more like... little Me's in training. Lots of Me's. Think... hundreds.

Anyways, hi Sam. Nice to meet you. Care to elaborate on your acronym?

[cuzitswrong.livejournal.com]

You have a list?

[cuzitswrong.livejournal.com]

Some people call it that. Personally, I don't think it has the same pop. A Slayer slays, a Hunter... hunts. And so does Elmer Fudd. An endorsement which really would take away from the whole mystique thing.

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[cuzitswrong.livejournal.com]

Just sandwiches?

How... promising.

[bythe_books]

You know... That's not the strangest thing I've heard here by far. What're they, your, uh... clones, then?

Detective Chief Inspector. I'm a police officer.

[evilbystatute.livejournal.com]

No, I'm human. Just not from Earth.

[Private]

Not entirely sure at the minute. He needs poking with a big stick, clearly. And I am your man.

[gotgreenmagic.livejournal.com]

Sounds like you did. There's not so much slaying of vampires here, more holding their hands and talking about their problems.

I'd love to play it, either as spam or a log, if you're up for it :O No real preference.

[cuzitswrong.livejournal.com]

Uh huh. I think this conversation is taking a turn for the unnecessarily analogous.

I'll meet you down there in fifteen?

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[young-idealist.livejournal.com]

Talk to Monsieur Sofer. I live mostly on tea.

[cuzitswrong.livejournal.com]

Oh right. Because that sounds very... possible.

[Private]

Actually, I think I'll be keeping any and all big sticks away from him. Vampires don't exactly take to those well.

[cuzitswrong.livejournal.com]

There are vampire inmates?

[the-ironman.livejournal.com]

Since when do we only participate in the necessary? I love the superfluous. Don't forget to enjoy life, Buffy.

Fifteen's good.

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[cuzitswrong.livejournal.com]

I don't think that's really healthy, even for... the French.

[cuzitswrong.livejournal.com]

Huh? Oh no. No, not at all. They're all... Thems, we just share the same job description. Er, special destiny, really. There was only One, and there were accidentally Two, and then it sort of exploded from there. Slippery slope, you know how that whole thing goes.

Oh, right. I probably should have known that. I just don't watch very many... cop shows.

[possemagnet.livejournal.com]

Not exactly.

You'll figure it all out eventually.

[wandthief.livejournal.com]

For now I am an inmate. Perhaps I should have said I was sent here because I wanted a certain law about secrecy in my world removed. Most wizards did not like that idea.

Also for now I am powerless thanks to my warden Dr Hix, or else I would assist you with your sweet tooth.

[cuzitswrong.livejournal.com]

Right. Being totally... superfluid over here now.

Great. See you then.

[ooc; ♥ WUT HOW DARE YOU WANT TO GO SEE IRON MAN LIKE IT'S IMPORTANT TO YOUR LIFE OR SOMETHING. Anyways, I have to go to bed early tonight because I got a sub call for tomorrow. ;_; And then I'm hanging out with friends in the evening. So... I'm going to be a little spotty after... about three hours for now. Do you mind horribly if I set it up tomorrow night when I come home? :O]

[vampish_aleera]

Elmer...

What is, please? What are 'Fudds'? Is this creature to arrive here, also?

[cuzitswrong.livejournal.com]

Oops, pardon my powers of assumption. They are sometimes over-eager and prone to wild bouts of big time error.

I guess I'll have to deal, then. It's no big. Thanks, though.

[acid_rayne]

A few do around here.

More's the pity...

[cuzitswrong.livejournal.com]

Oookay, never mind.

Note to self: pop culture references do not work on everybody in a place where some people have told me they're from other planets.

[the-ironman.livejournal.com]

[YOU LOVE IT, BUFFY... is what he's telling himself. He clicks off.]

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[future-games.livejournal.com]

How do you know there isn't a looming Apocalypse?