[07]

[vampirelayer]

Alright, campers, listen up.  Today's the ten mile survival hike, so get your gear and line up at 0800. 

It's going to be you and me and mother nature so only:

one regulation canteen
the clothes on your back
and I guess the shoes on your feet are okay.

You'll be learning what to eat in the wild, how to tell directions and not get hopelessly lost, and how to survive bear attacks.

Oh right, I probably should have... mentioned the bears.  They've been spotted in the part of the forest we're heading towards, sooo... buddy system.

[This post can be used as either a journal or action!spam log for the Sabre Tooth Tiger cabin, which consists of highly aggressive and/or violence-is-the-best-solution campers, so if you want in, just jump in!  Inmates/wardens/campers/counselors/etc.]

Comments

[cuzitswrong.livejournal.com]

Uh... right. I don't think that's really in the spirit of the whole 'man versus nature' thing.

[centermusthold]

Man versus the things mosquitoes can carry doesn't usually go so well for man.

[cuzitswrong.livejournal.com]

Hey, we've got a great first aid cabin staff.

[centermusthold]

If they're that good, they'll probably tell you to bring mosquito repellent too.

[cuzitswrong.livejournal.com]

Fine, how about we make you... first assistant in charge of boring health priority stuff?

[centermusthold]

Really? Okay!

[cuzitswrong.livejournal.com]

It's good to be prepared.

[centermusthold]

Yes, very good. I'm good at being prepared.