[07]

[vampirelayer]

Alright, campers, listen up.  Today's the ten mile survival hike, so get your gear and line up at 0800. 

It's going to be you and me and mother nature so only:

one regulation canteen
the clothes on your back
and I guess the shoes on your feet are okay.

You'll be learning what to eat in the wild, how to tell directions and not get hopelessly lost, and how to survive bear attacks.

Oh right, I probably should have... mentioned the bears.  They've been spotted in the part of the forest we're heading towards, sooo... buddy system.

[This post can be used as either a journal or action!spam log for the Sabre Tooth Tiger cabin, which consists of highly aggressive and/or violence-is-the-best-solution campers, so if you want in, just jump in!  Inmates/wardens/campers/counselors/etc.]

Comments

[farsees.livejournal.com]

... feel free to throw me in the direction of the nearest bear.

[cuzitswrong.livejournal.com]

That's the spirit. Just make sure your pockets aren't full of crumbs.

[farsees.livejournal.com]

I'm not going on a ten mile hike.

[cuzitswrong.livejournal.com]

Of course you are.

It builds character.

[painhumbles.livejournal.com]

[Totally obnoxiously talking his way through "Reveille" by just... going BUM-BUM-BUMINA whatever... And somehow it devolves into The Lone Ranger theme, because apparently they sound the same.]

[cuzitswrong.livejournal.com]

[Oh. Great. Mr. Can't-Dress-Himself-In-The-Morning.]

Is your cabin coming too?

[painhumbles.livejournal.com]

[Tie-dye is totally in. Shut up.]

Would that count as a double date? Two cabins, two counselors, one bear attack away from being alone in the wild.

[cuzitswrong.livejournal.com]

[Not now. Not ever. On all counts.]

My campers aren't about to be taken down by any bears. They're fully prepared.

Yours on the other hand... well you wouldn't be coloring me shocked.

[painhumbles.livejournal.com]

They're capable! All I have to do is get someone to draw first blood and they'll be like Stallone out there.

[centermusthold]

Actually, bears rarely kill anyone. Mosquitoes are much more dangerous.

[cuzitswrong.livejournal.com]

Well, hopefully everyone's had their shots.

[centermusthold]

You should bring something with N,N-diethyl-3-methylbenzamide, PMD, or picaridin. Those are pretty effective insect repellents.

[cuzitswrong.livejournal.com]

Uh... right. I don't think that's really in the spirit of the whole 'man versus nature' thing.

[spam] - because 'highly aggressive' camper is Joker for sure XD

[ahahaaahooo.livejournal.com]

[Lounging on his bed, flicking a very not-regulation flick knife open and closed, up in the air, catching it again, closed, open, air, catch, closed open, closed...]

Survive bear attacks. [Props himself up on his elbows.] Does that involve killing the bears? [And no one this violent should have a grin that sexy.]

[spam] oh my god yes. yes it is. xD

[cuzitswrong.livejournal.com]

[Look, Buffy's a counselor who's pretty chill with a weapon or two around. As long as no one's using them on each other.]

Well, we'll try to avoid unnecessary bear death.

[spam]

[ahahaaahooo.livejournal.com]

[He shrugs, disappointed, and leans back, shoving himself along his bed with his feet so that he's propped up against the headboard.]

Whatever you say missy miss.

[spam]

[cuzitswrong.livejournal.com]

That's not really the proper way to address your camp counselor.

Sure, violent cabin.

[lostundercover]

Fuck yeah. Let's go!

[ps. He's been missing all night because of the lake party.]

woohoo!

[cuzitswrong.livejournal.com]

Hold on a minute, bucko.

Where were you last night?

[lostundercover]

I was at the lake, swimming and shit.

[cuzitswrong.livejournal.com]

There's a lights out time and it's your job to get your butt in your cabin before said lights are out.

[brokenweapon.livejournal.com]

This? Is going to be awesome.

[cuzitswrong.livejournal.com]

Of course it is. You know where your buddy is?

[brokenweapon.livejournal.com]

Yeah, I got a good idea. Looking forward to it.

[cuzitswrong.livejournal.com]

So if you see a bear, the first thing you're gonna do is...?