[07]

[vampirelayer]

Alright, campers, listen up.  Today's the ten mile survival hike, so get your gear and line up at 0800. 

It's going to be you and me and mother nature so only:

one regulation canteen
the clothes on your back
and I guess the shoes on your feet are okay.

You'll be learning what to eat in the wild, how to tell directions and not get hopelessly lost, and how to survive bear attacks.

Oh right, I probably should have... mentioned the bears.  They've been spotted in the part of the forest we're heading towards, sooo... buddy system.

[This post can be used as either a journal or action!spam log for the Sabre Tooth Tiger cabin, which consists of highly aggressive and/or violence-is-the-best-solution campers, so if you want in, just jump in!  Inmates/wardens/campers/counselors/etc.]

Comments

[farsees.livejournal.com]

... feel free to throw me in the direction of the nearest bear.

[painhumbles.livejournal.com]

[Totally obnoxiously talking his way through "Reveille" by just... going BUM-BUM-BUMINA whatever... And somehow it devolves into The Lone Ranger theme, because apparently they sound the same.]

[centermusthold]

Actually, bears rarely kill anyone. Mosquitoes are much more dangerous.

[spam] - because 'highly aggressive' camper is Joker for sure XD

[ahahaaahooo.livejournal.com]

[Lounging on his bed, flicking a very not-regulation flick knife open and closed, up in the air, catching it again, closed, open, air, catch, closed open, closed...]

Survive bear attacks. [Props himself up on his elbows.] Does that involve killing the bears? [And no one this violent should have a grin that sexy.]

Sure, violent cabin.

[lostundercover]

Fuck yeah. Let's go!

[ps. He's been missing all night because of the lake party.]

[brokenweapon.livejournal.com]

This? Is going to be awesome.