[06] Sibling Rivalry

[vampirelayer]

Oh no no.

No.

This is so not entertaining. 

I think it's really disturbing that I might be wearing my sister, but I can still heft a battle axe around. 

I guess it would be even more disturbing if the flood washed my slayer abilities away again though.  Thank heaven, small favors.



But, no really, when is this over with?

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[farsees.livejournal.com]

Oh look, someone else my age, even if it's temporary.

[notonedrop.livejournal.com]

You're your sister, too?

I'm rather disappointed. I thought since I was her, I could eat normal food.

[getlostforever.livejournal.com]

What the fuck?

[luthorinstincts.livejournal.com]

[Guess who's back? Back again. Guess who's back. Tell a friend.]

At least you're not your ex-husband. [ :| ]

[cuzitswrong.livejournal.com]

Trust me, it's in body only.

And my sister's actually older than this, but I guess my subconscious found this a better joke.

[cuzitswrong.livejournal.com]

What do you normally eat?

[cuzitswrong.livejournal.com]

... Why are you my sister?

[cuzitswrong.livejournal.com]

[Oh God, poor Lana's life.]

... Ok, yeah, you definitely win the awkward round.

[notonedrop.livejournal.com]

Blood. And still do, apparently, since I'm only her in appearance.

[everylittlegirl]

A few days, give or take a couple. The Admiral doesn't believe in precision.

[cuzitswrong.livejournal.com]

Another vampire? Gee, it's like I'm right at home.

[cuzitswrong.livejournal.com]

Or dignity, apparently.

[failedcreator.livejournal.com]

Lady, what it is that you slay?

[notonedrop.livejournal.com]

I'm not a vampire, really, though. I'm part vampire bat. Lab accident on the day I was conceived.

[getlostforever.livejournal.com]

Why are you Wendy Peterson?

[everylittlegirl]

Not really, no..

[luthorinstincts.livejournal.com]

It wasn't one I wanted to win.

[young-idealist.livejournal.com]

Sisters aren't so bad.

[cuzitswrong.livejournal.com]

... You mean you have... bat genes?

[notonedrop.livejournal.com]

Yes.

[cuzitswrong.livejournal.com]

I don't even know who that is.

[cuzitswrong.livejournal.com]

I think there's going to be a lot of broken mirrors by the time this flood is over.

[cuzitswrong.livejournal.com]

So who did you turn into?

[cuzitswrong.livejournal.com]

Vampires, demons, it's a whole bump in the night retinue.

[cuzitswrong.livejournal.com]

At least I don't have a brother.