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[vampirelayer]

All with the new faces everywhere again, I see. 

Welcome aboard, I'm Buffy, if you have any vampire related problems knock on my door, etc. etc.

I'm down at the gym pretty regularly so if anybody's ever up for a little friendly sparring, I'm your girl.  Though I feel the need to warn you to leave your B game in your cabin.  Slayer powers = genuinely unfair advantage when it's fisticuffs time.

Oh, and P.S. - any sparring partners who tries to tell me my life is a TV show?  I won't pull any of those Slayer punches.

[Warden Filter]

Just checking in to make sure nobody's noticed my temporary inmate getting into scrapes.  Has anybody spent any time around Arthas at all?  He's either of the likes-to-hole-up-in-his-room variety or the really-good-at-avoiding-me stock.

[Filter to: Arthas]
Not getting into any trouble, I hope.  We still should arrange that whole inmate-temporary-warden picnic or whatnot at some point.  Just to catch up.

[[If anyone wants to comment spam gym time, feel free to!]]

Comments

[This filter is so badass now.]

[painhumbles.livejournal.com]

I... Kinda mutilated him in a port once.

...In self-defense.

[It's the freaking Chuck Norris of filters. Or Jack Bristow.]

[cuzitswrong.livejournal.com]

If this was the reason he has it out for you now, then what was he doing that prompted you to have to mutilate him before? I think we've gotta rewind this back a little further.

[The "THEY'RE NOT THE SAME PERSON? SHOCKER" filter]

[painhumbles.livejournal.com]

Look. It was a port. There were gladiator games. He wouldn't just lie down. It happens.

[The "AND THE BRACKETS ARE HAVING MY BABY" twist filter]

[cuzitswrong.livejournal.com]

And what's supposed to stay in the port, didn't, I'm assuming. [SIGH. Men.]

Ok, fine. I'll have a little talk with him about the do's and don'ts of the barge. Go over that 'no murder' clause again. He should be good as new.

[The "WHAT A TWIST!" filter]

[painhumbles.livejournal.com]

Not really.

[CHYEAH. GOOD LUCK WITH THAT ONE, BUFFSTER. Gabriel's gonna try not to snicker at you, because... Arthas punches fully powered angels in the face. He doubts there's a brain anywhere in him.] Good luck with that. Me? I'll just try to resist this crazy impulse to throw him overboard.

[The "CLIFFHANGER ENDING" filter]

[cuzitswrong.livejournal.com]

Good. Because then we'd have a whole new set of problems, archangel or not.

I'll let you know how it goes.