vampirelayer | [04] voice

All with the new faces everywhere again, I see.

Welcome aboard, I'm Buffy, if you have any vampire related problems knock on my door, etc. etc.

I'm down at the gym pretty regularly so if anybody's ever up for a little friendly sparring, I'm your girl. Though I feel the need to warn you to leave your B game in your cabin. Slayer powers = genuinely unfair advantage when it's fisticuffs time.

Oh, and P.S. - any sparring partners who tries to tell me my life is a TV show? I won't pull any of those Slayer punches.

[Warden Filter]

Just checking in to make sure nobody's noticed my temporary inmate getting into scrapes. Has anybody spent any time around Arthas at all? He's either of the likes-to-hole-up-in-his-room variety or the really-good-at-avoiding-me stock.

[Filter to: Arthas]
Not getting into any trouble, I hope. We still should arrange that whole inmate-temporary-warden picnic or whatnot at some point. Just to catch up.

[[If anyone wants to comment spam gym time, feel free to!]]

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Pretty sure he wants to kill me.

[Pause.]

Don't worry. It's mostly kinda cute that he keeps trying. Not that he actually has tried, but, uh, I'm pretty sure that's the next step up from tracking me down and punching me for no reason.

I think that counts as trouble, by most definitions.

Has he given you a reason for being so homicidal or does he just strike you as bored?

I... Kinda mutilated him in a port once.

...In self-defense.

If this was the reason he has it out for you now, then what was he doing that prompted you to have to mutilate him before? I think we've gotta rewind this back a little further.

Look. It was a port. There were gladiator games. He wouldn't just lie down. It happens.

And what's supposed to stay in the port, didn't, I'm assuming. [SIGH. Men.]

Ok, fine. I'll have a little talk with him about the do's and don'ts of the barge. Go over that 'no murder' clause again. He should be good as new.

Not really.

[CHYEAH. GOOD LUCK WITH THAT ONE, BUFFSTER. Gabriel's gonna try not to snicker at you, because... Arthas punches fully powered angels in the face. He doubts there's a brain anywhere in him.] Good luck with that. Me? I'll just try to resist this crazy impulse to throw him overboard.

Good. Because then we'd have a whole new set of problems, archangel or not.

I'll let you know how it goes.

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