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[vampirelayer]

All with the new faces everywhere again, I see. 

Welcome aboard, I'm Buffy, if you have any vampire related problems knock on my door, etc. etc.

I'm down at the gym pretty regularly so if anybody's ever up for a little friendly sparring, I'm your girl.  Though I feel the need to warn you to leave your B game in your cabin.  Slayer powers = genuinely unfair advantage when it's fisticuffs time.

Oh, and P.S. - any sparring partners who tries to tell me my life is a TV show?  I won't pull any of those Slayer punches.

[Warden Filter]

Just checking in to make sure nobody's noticed my temporary inmate getting into scrapes.  Has anybody spent any time around Arthas at all?  He's either of the likes-to-hole-up-in-his-room variety or the really-good-at-avoiding-me stock.

[Filter to: Arthas]
Not getting into any trouble, I hope.  We still should arrange that whole inmate-temporary-warden picnic or whatnot at some point.  Just to catch up.

[[If anyone wants to comment spam gym time, feel free to!]]

Comments

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[cuzitswrong.livejournal.com]

Good. Because then we'd have a whole new set of problems, archangel or not.

I'll let you know how it goes.

[bybloodandhonor.livejournal.com]

Can't say I'm familiar with Slayer Powers, but what sort of sparring are you interested in?

[Warden Filter]

hnn. If I had to say, Arthas is probably a bit of both.

[acid_rayne]

At least with a TV show they might've tried to do justice to your emotional scarring. What'll I get? A date with Pac-Man?

[vampish_aleera]

More trouble with the living than undead, lady!

[gotgreenmagic.livejournal.com]

Is that it? I thought maybe you could, I don't know, spontaneously manifest pointy sticks or instantly holy up tap water.

[talldarksaviour.livejournal.com]

That's the one.

I have, but not in a way you'll like I'm afraid.

[cuzitswrong.livejournal.com]

I wouldn't know. I'm not about to rewatch all of my most embarrassing or painful moments any time soon.

I don't know - Miss Pac-Man looks like the kind of girlfriend you wouldn't wanna cross.

[cuzitswrong.livejournal.com]

Luckily, I'm flexible.

[cuzitswrong.livejournal.com]

No, sadly I still have to make my own pointy sticks.

[cuzitswrong.livejournal.com]

Are you... friends with him?

Oh great. If someone was insulting my hair or something...

[cuzitswrong.livejournal.com]

Hand to hand, sword to sword, great-axe to great-axe - anything to keep me from getting rusty.

[Warden Filter.]

I heard he's been throwing around some death threats.

[gotgreenmagic.livejournal.com]

Too bad.

And consider this a yes on the sparring, assuming I get passed over by the Black Death or whatever the heck it is that's going around.

[cuzitswrong.livejournal.com]

Exactly what is going on? People are locking themselves up in their rooms. Don't they have like... a quarantine area?

[gotgreenmagic.livejournal.com]

Yeah, no, I think the closest thing to quarantine around here is pretty much 'stay in your room and try not to breathe too hard when hunger drives you out'.

[cisskabob]

Ha, no. I was--well, her best friend, who was a witch, had a crush on my character. It was fun, but acting's not really my thing.

...Plus, there was a thing with real werewolves attacking while we were filming. That was not so fun.

[acid_rayne]

Think you'd make it to syndication?

[vampish_aleera]

You kill the living?

[talldarksaviour.livejournal.com]

Not really, we only spoke a couple of times.

No, why would they? Your hair's fine. I meant the life-as-a-TV-show, type of knowing. Spike didn't react too well when I told him either, come to think of it.

This will be beautiful homg.

[whateverthemess.livejournal.com]

I've taken on worse than a super-powered vampire hunter.

[some-kinda-hero.livejournal.com]

We were stuck in the area fighting for our lives as entertainment.

[cuzitswrong.livejournal.com]

Glad to hear we're all so prepared for emergencies here. Given that emergencies seem to be part and parcel of that whole daily barge experience thing.

[cuzitswrong.livejournal.com]

Sounds like you guys were ahead of the times on that whole reality TV wave.

How'd you stop them?

[cisskabob]

Heh. I don't think it was intentional, at least.

...Uh, I kind of whacked one over the head with a crossbow and we dropped water balloons filled with Nair on them.

[cuzitswrong.livejournal.com]

Kill? No. No no no.

But I'm not above beating some sense into them.

[cuzitswrong.livejournal.com]

I'd really rather not think about it.