[04] voice

[vampirelayer]

All with the new faces everywhere again, I see. 

Welcome aboard, I'm Buffy, if you have any vampire related problems knock on my door, etc. etc.

I'm down at the gym pretty regularly so if anybody's ever up for a little friendly sparring, I'm your girl.  Though I feel the need to warn you to leave your B game in your cabin.  Slayer powers = genuinely unfair advantage when it's fisticuffs time.

Oh, and P.S. - any sparring partners who tries to tell me my life is a TV show?  I won't pull any of those Slayer punches.

[Warden Filter]

Just checking in to make sure nobody's noticed my temporary inmate getting into scrapes.  Has anybody spent any time around Arthas at all?  He's either of the likes-to-hole-up-in-his-room variety or the really-good-at-avoiding-me stock.

[Filter to: Arthas]
Not getting into any trouble, I hope.  We still should arrange that whole inmate-temporary-warden picnic or whatnot at some point.  Just to catch up.

[[If anyone wants to comment spam gym time, feel free to!]]

Comments

[Warden Filter]

[painhumbles.livejournal.com]

Oh so you're the one in charge of Tall, Pale, and Undead. I was wondering who was holding that putz's leash.

[whateverthemess.livejournal.com]

Not much point to practice if you're going to pull punches. I'm still game.

[talldarksaviour.livejournal.com]

The Slayer, well, well. Your blond one was around, but I haven't seen him recently.

[voice]

[cuzitswrong.livejournal.com]

You mean he talks in really big words or he defines everything he says after the fact, because that? Would get old real fast.

[cuzitswrong.livejournal.com]

See, a video game? That sounds way more entertaining.

[cuzitswrong.livejournal.com]

Who were you, then?

Hi, Claire. Buffy Summers.

[cuzitswrong.livejournal.com]

Any ones like what we dealt with a couple weeks ago?

[cuzitswrong.livejournal.com]

Strength, reflexes, really great one liners...

[voice]

[possemagnet.livejournal.com]

Uh... it's not easy to explain. He does a little of both but it's more the fact that he doesn't understand or know English very well, I think, or at least not modern phrases and stuff.

[Yup. Times Infinity for this thread. /lazy]

[cuzitswrong.livejournal.com]

It's a loose hold, since I'm only temporary warden, but if he's causing trouble, I have to know about it.

[cuzitswrong.livejournal.com]

[You can hear the smirking going on here.]

I just wouldn't want anyone getting hurt who didn't know what they were in for.

[voice]

[cuzitswrong.livejournal.com]

Someone here?

[cuzitswrong.livejournal.com]

If you mean Spike, so I heard. And so I've noticed. :/

So you've actually heard of the Slayer. Step up from the rest of the crowd, it seems.

[voice]

[possemagnet.livejournal.com]

He's been here once or twice but he's not here now. There's a guy that acts a lot like him, but cheap imitations don't make up for the real thing.

[We're filtering the shit out of this]

[painhumbles.livejournal.com]

Pretty sure he wants to kill me.

[Pause.]

Don't worry. It's mostly kinda cute that he keeps trying. Not that he actually has tried, but, uh, I'm pretty sure that's the next step up from tracking me down and punching me for no reason.

[voice]

[cuzitswrong.livejournal.com]

Huh.

Maybe he's the TV version.

[voice]

[possemagnet.livejournal.com]

.... What?

[yeahhhhhhhhh /filter.. glasses]

[cuzitswrong.livejournal.com]

I think that counts as trouble, by most definitions.

Has he given you a reason for being so homicidal or does he just strike you as bored?

[voice]

[cuzitswrong.livejournal.com]

Never mind. It's easier not to think about.

[voice]

[possemagnet.livejournal.com]

Sure. Okay.

We'll go with that.

[This filter is so badass now.]

[painhumbles.livejournal.com]

I... Kinda mutilated him in a port once.

...In self-defense.

[It's the freaking Chuck Norris of filters. Or Jack Bristow.]

[cuzitswrong.livejournal.com]

If this was the reason he has it out for you now, then what was he doing that prompted you to have to mutilate him before? I think we've gotta rewind this back a little further.

[The "THEY'RE NOT THE SAME PERSON? SHOCKER" filter]

[painhumbles.livejournal.com]

Look. It was a port. There were gladiator games. He wouldn't just lie down. It happens.

[The "AND THE BRACKETS ARE HAVING MY BABY" twist filter]

[cuzitswrong.livejournal.com]

And what's supposed to stay in the port, didn't, I'm assuming. [SIGH. Men.]

Ok, fine. I'll have a little talk with him about the do's and don'ts of the barge. Go over that 'no murder' clause again. He should be good as new.

[The "WHAT A TWIST!" filter]

[painhumbles.livejournal.com]

Not really.

[CHYEAH. GOOD LUCK WITH THAT ONE, BUFFSTER. Gabriel's gonna try not to snicker at you, because... Arthas punches fully powered angels in the face. He doubts there's a brain anywhere in him.] Good luck with that. Me? I'll just try to resist this crazy impulse to throw him overboard.